But why? 

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 01/28/2018 at 18:01 • Filed to: None

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The sixth underground floor of this parking lot is always empty. Why cuddle up together?

Do I not know something?

I hope they don’t apply the cuddle logic in this section.

benjrblant > Spanfeller is a twat 01/28/2018 at 18:17

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Urambo Tauro > Spanfeller is a twat 01/28/2018 at 18:17

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So glossy... I can hear the tire echoes from here.

My citroen won't start > Spanfeller is a twat 01/28/2018 at 18:23

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The 6th floor of the underground garage at work is always empty, but then again it smells faintly like the sewer.

Quite upsetting in a building this new.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Spanfeller is a twat 01/28/2018 at 18:27

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You did not rev the engine, right?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Spanfeller is a twat 01/28/2018 at 18:27

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Why are your parking spaces so long?

Spanfeller is a twat > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/28/2018 at 18:28

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Not really.

Not that it would matter, the Kia’s engine sounds as if a vaccum cleaner got stuck inside another vacumm cleaner that was blowing air through a broken pistol silencer.

TL:DR The engine sounds like crap.

fintail > Spanfeller is a twat 01/28/2018 at 18:29

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Parking in the sticks always attracts that one person.

My rented Jaaaaaag in the Porsche Museum parking area (I was there first):

Spanfeller is a twat > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/28/2018 at 18:30

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I think this floor usually has office duty, so if you’re at a high rank you get two spaces, but its sunday.

I’d be lying to you, honestly I do not know.

Spanfeller is a twat > fintail 01/28/2018 at 18:31

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Still why? it makes no sense.

Spread out!

Spanfeller is a twat > My citroen won't start 01/28/2018 at 18:32

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This one has a couple of floors underneath.

Spanfeller is a twat > My citroen won't start 01/28/2018 at 18:32

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it doesn’t smell of sewer, but instead of popcorn from the cinema

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Spanfeller is a twat 01/28/2018 at 18:36

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Nothing an electric dump off the down pipes can’t fix.

Spanfeller is a twat > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/28/2018 at 18:39

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I guess but I like it quiet.

You see, I’m quite a boring man, I’m so boring I can’t think of an adequate example to let you know how boring I am.

I guess that if for some wicked reason my pay was hiked 200% I’d consider puting on the Borla pipes, maybe an air suspension too (because this car is seriously too low for this friggin town)

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Spanfeller is a twat 01/28/2018 at 18:41

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With dumps it can be quiet when you want it too be, then flick a switch then be loud.

Spanfeller is a twat > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/28/2018 at 18:44

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Shall certainly look into it.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Spanfeller is a twat 01/28/2018 at 18:46

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“Just one mod”

Spanfeller is a twat > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/28/2018 at 18:48

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Car’s got 1000km, don’t get me started.

kanadanmajava1 > Spanfeller is a twat 01/28/2018 at 19:22

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Cars can get lonely too. They are happier if they have some company.

Spanfeller is a twat > kanadanmajava1 01/28/2018 at 19:24

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my paint is happier when its far away from these licence-holding sociopaths.

kanadanmajava1 > Spanfeller is a twat 01/28/2018 at 19:33

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Here in Finland this kind of cuddling up isn’t actually very common. Lonely cars are usually left alone if their spots aren’t convenient for some reason.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Spanfeller is a twat 01/28/2018 at 19:35

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“Why is it that when some robots are left in darkness, they will seek out the light? Why is it that when robots are stored in an empty space, they will group together, rather than stand alone? How do we explain this behavior? Random segments of code? Or is it something more? When does a perceptual schematic become consciousness? When does a difference engine become the search for truth? When does a personality simulation become the bitter mote... of a soul?”

Spanfeller is a twat > kanadanmajava1 01/28/2018 at 19:35

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Fins are sensible peoples.

Spanfeller is a twat > TheRealBicycleBuck 01/28/2018 at 19:37

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Hmmmm, as someone that has little experience with computers, I assure you that C++ doesn’t have an FCUDDLE command.

But in the near future, sure! have my car cuddle with others and be rejected from the Deutsche club

“But my parents are German!, we’re half brothers M4"

“Shut up you’re embarassing me!”

+1 for I robot reference!

Spoon II > TheRealBicycleBuck 01/28/2018 at 19:42

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Underrated movie!!!